Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud Cuz I dont care who I [bad word] off yeah Im a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes back on Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily, ly Trying to get a peak of some [bad word] Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz Im bloody [bad word] nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like.... whoa Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like whoa I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!! Now the girls are lining up becuz were [bad word] sailin But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret Menthal cigarette, rette Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! Text  on my Samsung, Not telling dad [bad word]  rung Have  with Alexa Chung By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung) [bad word] This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the [bad word] go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he [bad word] back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole [bad word] family with some Spanish [bad word] and he doesnt even know your name anymore.