They say that [bad word] boys are always good for money and sin
But the dirty old men, they don't know where to begin
Dirty toys for ????? and fear
Put on another pound for you

The gravy train is riding tonight
I said, the gravy train is riding tonight

Pretty girls are pretty cheap when they're on [bad word] But nobody knows the bodies i've seen when i'm having fun
Shrink-craft for the pleasure and the pain [bad word] is my financial game
 [bad word]  i don't know what you mean
Humanity, that (?i don't understand ?)
Go get a meat hook, you fetch me some gravy
(? send some cheap for, living no gravy ?)

Various mumblings and jumblings, introducing the band, etc...

The train alright, the train alright
I'm gonna ride the train
The train alright, the train alright
I'm gonna ride the train

Train, train, train, train
Gravy train alright
Train, train, train, train
Gravy train alright

I'm gonna ride, i'm gonna ride
I'm gonna ride the train
I'm gonna ride, i'm gonna ride
I'm gonna ride the train

Train, train, train, train
Gravy train alright

Not a woman, not a man (x6)
Gravy train!