One shot, Two shot, Three tequila floor, 
Cowboy bouncer’s 'bout to bowl me out the door 
Jose got me stumblin’ mumblin’ like a fool 
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule 
Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees 
Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me

 [bad word] 

Tequila Goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast 
Tequila Great Big buzz in a lil bitty glass 
Tequila Glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime 
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time 
Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble
You think by now a drinkin man would learn 
You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm