All towns have a place 
Where decent drivers are not safe 
Where traffic law is touch and go 
Where the posted limit does not bind 
And half the drivers seem to blind 
And the other half is stupid, whoa, whoa, whoa 

Well Billy-Bob and Bobby-Sue 
And little Jimmy-Jerry and Betty-Boo 
All know it's dangerous to go 
Down on Idiot Road 

Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast 
They never put their signal on when they want to pass 
They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road) 
Granny's doing thirty on the passing lane 
The tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brain 
Where people think that stop means go 
Down on Idiot Road 

The guy beside you picking his nose  [bad word] you off the road 
You give him a honk and he gives you the finger 
So you swerve into the passing lane 
But the idiot is doing the same 
And your [bad word] up, whoa, whoa, whoa 

So a three lane change you try to pull 
When some guy on a bicycle 
Puts his spandex butt where you need to go 
Down on Idiot Road 

Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast 
They never put their signal on when they want to pass 
They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road) 
Granny's doing thirty on the passing lane 
The tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brain 
Where people think that stop means go 
Down on Idiot Road 
Down on Idiot Road 
Down on Idiot Road 
Down on Idiot Road