*church bells ring in background*}
In today`s music news: the ever controversial Tupac Shakur has
just released another album under the alias Makaveli.
Music insiders [bad word] wild trying to rearrange other artist
street dates, in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.
Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album;
resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers
have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character
of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records as well.
Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac
excuse me Makaveli`s verbal assault
on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rappers
Jay-Z, from "Hawaiian Sophie" fame, Big Little whatever
and several other corny sounding motherf**kers
are understandably shaken up by this release.
The question everbody wants to know is -- 
why`d they get this [bad word] started?
Tupac, rather Makaveli, was not available [bad word] but released this statement:

[Makaveli]
It`s not about East or West
It`s about niggaz and bit*hes, power and money, 
riders and punks.  Which side are you on?

{*gun [bad word]  six shots, bullets hit ground*}
These niggaz is still f**kin talkin?
You niggaz still breathin?  f**kin roaches, aight
Aight, it`s the Raid for your [bad word] 
(All day, everyday)
It`s the raid for you punk motherf**kers
(The pump in yo` [bad word] 
This is it [bad word]   Killuminati style
(Outlaw lifestyle)
Makaveli the Don, solo sh*t - bring it!

[Makaveli]
Allow me to introduce first {*gunshot fires*} Makaveli the Don
Hysterical, spiritual lyrics like the holy Qu`Ran
Niggaz get shook like 5-0
My forty-five gun`s next to me when we ride, for survival
Money makin plans, pistol close at hand, swollen pockets
Let me introduce the topic, then we drop it
Expose snakes cause they breath freely, see me ride?
Located world wide like the art of graffiti
I think I`m tougher than Nitti, my attitude is [bad word] Born on a dopefiend`s [bad word] . huh
In every city you`ll find me
Look for trouble right behind me
My Outlaw niggaz down to die for me, knahmean?
I hit the scene niggaz duckin from my guillotine stare
I`m right there; my every word, a f**kin nightmare
Get me high, let me see the sun rise and fall
This for my dogs down to die for yours
Extreme venom, no mercy when we all up in `em
Cut `em down.. to [bad word] is where we send `em
My whole team, trained to explode ride or die
Murder motherf**kers lyrically, and I`m not gon` cry
Me - a born leader never leave the block without my heater
Two big pits, I call them my bit*h [bad word] eaters
And not a whimper `til I`m gone
Thug [bad word] through my veins so I`m strong
(Ha ha ha)

Bye bye bye, let`s get high and ride
Oh, how do we do these niggaz but I`m not gon` cry
I`m a Bad Boy killa, Jay-Z die too 
Lookin out for Mobb Deep, [bad word] when I find you
Weak motherf**kers don`t deserve to breathe
How many niggaz down to die for me?  Yeahh-yeayy!
West coast [bad word] right behind ya
Should`ve never f**ked wit meeee
I want money hoes  and weeeed
I wont rest till my road dawgs freeee, bomb first!
 [bad word] 
We, bomb first when we ride
Please, reconsider `fo you die
We ain`t [bad word] to hurt nobody tonight
But it`s my life or yo` life, and I`ma bomb first
We, bomb first when we ride
Please, reconsider `fo you die
We ain`t [bad word] to fight tonight
But it`s my life or yo` life, and I`ma bomb first

[E.D.I. Amin]
For so many days and some many ways we`ve been duckin strays
They delivers, but we still some Bad Boy killers
Got nuttin to lose, I gots no where to go
I only got one home, see me stranded on Death Row
With Outlawz, it`s Makaveli, be the general
And I be a soldier on a mission
Sent to do, what you`ll never do
and that`s ride for the cause
Yes I`ll die for the cause
Ya best believe i