Believe in me - send us money.
Died on the cross, and that ain't funny,
But my so-called friends are making me a joke.
They missed out, what I said, like I never spoke.
They choose, what they wanna hear - they don't tell a lie.
They just leave out the [bad word]  as they're watching you die.
They're saving your souls by taking your money.
Flies round [bad word]  bees around honey.
Holy Smoke, Holy Smoke,
Plenty bad preachers for
The devil to stoke.
Feed 'em in feet first, this is no joke.
This is thirsty work, making Holy Smoke, yeah!
Making holy smoke!

Jimmy Reptile and all his friends
Say they gonna be with you at the end.
Burning records, burning books,
Holy soldiers, [bad word] looks.
Crocodile smiles, just wait a while,
Till the TV Queen gets her make-up clean.
I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin,
And I still smell cleaner, than the [bad word]  you're in.
Holy Smoke, Holy Smoke,
Plenty bad preachers for
The devil to stoke.
Feed 'em in feet first, this is no joke.
This is thirsty work, making Holy Smoke, yeah!
Holy Smoke
Smells good

They ain't religious, but they ain't no fools.
When Noah built his Cadillac, it was cool.
Two by two, they're still going down,
And the satellite circus just left town.
I think, they're strange, and when they're dead,
They can have a Lincoln for their bed.
Friend of the President, trick of the tail.
Now they ain't got a prayer, 100 years in jail.
Holy Smoke, Holy Smoke,
Plenty bad preachers for
The devil to stoke.
Feed 'em in feet first, this is no joke.
This is thirsty work, making Holy Smoke, yeah!
Holy Smoke