If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.

Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong

If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.

Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Drink it down now.