I wish I had a taco
With plenty of hot sauce
But all that I've got is
box of crackers

I wish I had a pizza
With mushrooms and sausage
But all that I've got is
jar of mayonnaise

The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got three more days
Til I get paid

Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way
There's only so much that I can take

I'm eating Ramen noodles

I wish I had a waffle
All yummy and covered
With [bad word] and butter
And fresh strawberries

I wish I had an omelet
The kind that you stop
Just to get at IHOP
With some hash browns and coffee

The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got two more days
Til I get paid

Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way
There's only so much that I can take

I'm eating dry Cheerios

(Spoken) Okay, there's gotta be something to eat here.
Let's see:
Bag of spaghetti... No tomato sauce
Lots of taco shells... No ground beef
box of baking soda... I cannot eat that.
Or CAN I?

(Sung)
Spot me for lunch!
Spot me for lunch!
Spot me for lunch!
I'll pay you back on Friday!

Spot me for lunch!
Spot me for lunch!
Spot me for lunch!
I'll pay you back real soon!

I wish I had some ice cream
With plenty of chocolate [bad word] on top of it.
Maybe whipped cream.

(Spoken)
Oh man, that sounds so GOOD right now