when the [bad word] when the death rays hum 
when the bombers bomb
we'll still be freakin' friends 
when the [bad word] down 
when they nuke the town 
when dead clowns can't clown 
we'll still be freakin' friends

freakin' friends, freakin' friends 
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends
freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends 

when the skeeter bites 
lightning hits our kites 
when we miss our flights 
we'll still be freakin' friends 
when the number's called 
when the garden's walled
when my tire's bald
we'll still be freakin' friends

freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends 
freakin' friends, freakin' friends 
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends 

i was halfway down the plank
had a stick against my flank
then you pulled up in the tank
rock on! 

when we're parched with drought
and we can't catch trout
when my voice gives out 
we'll still be freakin' friends
when the razor cuts
when they torch the huts
when i hate your guts
we'll still be freakin' friends

freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends
freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends
freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends
freakin' friends, freakin' friends
'til [bad word] to bad ends we're freakin' friends