(Violent J) 
I was never popular, this I'll admit, [bad word] school never liked me, Goo! 
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead 
Make fun of the size of my forehead 
But that [bad word] never bothered me, Mama and Mother 
They had a lot of property 
They had a science lab in the basement 
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent 
I made a mouse with a chicken head 
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK! 
And then it was dead 
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck 
gobblegobblegobble, it was the [bad word] (yeah) 
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie 
So I collected limbs and made a zombie 
I could've made a girlie friend 
But [bad word] that, I got my girlie right here...yeah! 
 [bad word]  
You can call me Mad Professor 
I will make a friend for me 
You can call me Mad Professor 
We [bad word] eternity 



(Violent J) 
I used so many body parts it was crazy 
I killed a whole bunch of mother [bad word] , like what, eighty? 
They all chipped in on my special friend 
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to [bad word] on 
I hear the other children playing outside 
"Keep it down you little [bad word]  I'll skin your [bad word] hides!" 
?Stressful?, this part is wack 
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack  [bad word]  [bad word]  I'm sawing off an elbow 
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo? 
Or better yet look out the [bad word] window 
I see a [bad word]  almost time to roll  [bad word] the head [bad word] on [bad word] on 
It's the [bad word]  bone 
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert  [bad word]  [bad word]  Didn't work 
 [bad word]  



It wasn't always easy  [bad word] no!) let me tell ya 
But [bad word] that, cause I ain't no failure 
I put the [bad word] with the ?things? and this with that 
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that? 
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up 
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup 
It will do exactly...hold up, pause 
I ain't cleaning his draws man, [bad word] that 
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time 
Paint his ugly face up just like mine 
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll 
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival 
Turn the hertz all the way up for this [bad word] 
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit 
Did it work? You make the call 
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!) 
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