Oh, Madonna, Madonna 

I don't miss you 
Just who 
You used to be 
And you don't ring [bad word] 
So please 
Stop calling me 
Your "I love you"'s 
Are ten a penny 
You're dropping clues 
Like you've got any 
You got to choose 
There's been so many ohhhh 

I love you baby 
But face it she's Madonna 
No man on earth 
Could say that he don't want her 
This look of love 
Says I'm leaving 
You're frozen now 
I've done the freezing 
I'm walking out 
Madonna's calling me 

She's got to be 
Obscene to be believed 
That's her routine 
Not what she means to me 
I found myself 
By circumstance 
Across a room 
Where people dance 
And quite by chance 
She' danced right next to me 

I love you baby 
But face it she's Madonna 
No man on earth 
Would say that he don't want her 
It's me not you 
I've got to move on 
You're younger too 
But she's got her groove on 
I'm sorry love 
Madonna's calling me 

Oh, Madonna, Madonna 

I want to tell you a secret 

We're having drinks 
With Kate and Stella 
Gwyneth's here 
She's brought her fella 
But all I wanna do 
Is take Madonna home 

I love you baby 
But face it she's Madonna 
No man on earth 
Would say that he don't want her 
It's me not you 
I've got to move on 
You're younger too 
But she's got her groove on 
I'm sorry love 
Madonna's calling me