Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
And once you get him out, tell him not [bad word] back again 
Girl! Put that cat in the bin 
After what he said, after everything he did 

You had him figured out a while ago 
And I know it's not exactly breaking news 
But it's all been a little like a trial for you 
And a bunch more talking won't make him [bad word] 

Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
And once you get him out tell him not [bad word] back again 
Girl! Why not give him the slip? 
Get the crooked straight 
Get the go-getter good and gone 

Why? It's so plain that he's just makin' it up 
And he's still got [bad word] back for more 
Why you never ever think of breaking it up 
Tell me, what bad deal's gonna close that door? 

Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
And once you get him out, tell him not [bad word] back again 
Girl! Why not give him the slip? 
Get the crooked straight 
Get the go-getter good and gone 

I'm not saying all the boys are the same 
But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now 
I'm not saying all the boys are the same 
But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now 
I'm not saying all the boys are the same 
But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now 

Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
And once you get him out, tell him not [bad word] back again 
Girl! Put that cat in the bin 
After what he said, after everything he did 

Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
Girl! Why not take out the trash?  [bad word] on, Girl! Why not take out the trash? 
And once you get him out, tell him not [bad word] back again 

Girl! Why not give him the slip? 
Get the crooked straight 
Get the go-getter good and gone