I don't know why you bother 
nothing's ever good enough for you 
I was there, it wasn't like that 
 [bad word] here just to start a fight 

you had to [bad word] on our parade 
you had to shred our big day 
you had [bad word] it for all concerned 
in a [bad word] punch-up at a wedding, yeah 

hypocrite opportunist 
don't infect me with your poison 
a bully in a china shop 
when I turn 'round you stay frozen to the spot 

the pointless snide remarks 
of hammer-headed sharks 
the pot will call the kettle black 
it's a [bad word] punch-up at a wedding, yeah