Whistle for the boys now don't be shy 
Give us all a song and a reason why 
Baby got the bones and a hand me down 
Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown 
Give the boys a flash and they'll love you so 
Give the girl some cash cause your mother said so 
And take em out to look at the queen 
And any old girl who's in between 

Lay yourself down by the side of the bed 
Oh you naughty girl you know you tickle me red 
You look so dumb and you sound so twee 
And you can only wish that you was married to me 

Well, that's what you get 
Oh don't get upset 
Ridiculous you 
Waiting in the queue oh whoopee doo 
You could have been 
The best that I've seen 
Under the red light 
Everybody knows you cried last night 

Give us all a go till your face turns red 
Little Greg said you went home instead 
If you stick around you'll get an alibi 
And we'll try and keep your pretty face bone dry 
Rent a honey rent a honey one two three 
Chasing all the boys from your door cant be easy 
 [bad word] said you was wrecked 
But your was never well behaved the last time I checked 

Lay yourself down by the side of the bed 
Oh you naughty girl you know you tickle me red 
You look so dumb and you sound so twee 
And you can only wish that you was married to me 

Well that's what you get 
Oh don't get upset 
Ridiculous you 
Waiting in the queue oh whoopee doo 

You could have been 
The best that I've seen 
Under the red light every body knows you cried last night 

Lay yourself down by the side of the bed 
Oh you naughty girl you know you tickle me red 
You look so dumb and you sound so twee 
You can only wish that you were married to me 

Well that's what you get 
Oh don't get upset 
Ridiculous you 
Waiting in the queue oh whoopee doo 
You could have been 
The best that I've seen 
Under the red light 
Everybody knows you cried last night 
Everybody knows you cried last night