[bad word] Jimmy with his pot of Vaseline
In the toilet cistern with his porno magazines
Their pages stuck together from where he does spurt
And on his pot of Vaseline pubic hairs inert
 [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
 [bad word] Jimmy it suffers his schoolwork
‘Cause when he does his homework
He just jerks and jerks and jerks [bad word] Jimmy he’s going to lose his mind
And if he doesn’t lose it then he’s going to go blind
 [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
 [bad word] Jimmy does it ten times a day
And twenty times twenty times on a Sunday
Well [bad word] Jimmy this has got to stop
Otherwise your [bad word] your [bad word] your [bad word] it will fall off
 [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [bad word] Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Well you’ve only got a pint and a half
And you’ve almost used the lot