Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all [bad word] and help me
Pick the sweet corn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so [bad word]  big
Did you ever meet a ier
Male chauvenist pig?

I'm gonna milk it 'til I turn it into cheese
So tell your babes in arms and [bad word] take a piece of me

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me?
I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity

Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me
You can't argue with popularity
Well, you could, but you'd be wrong

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it's not for me
Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame
Then I'm outta here
It's not [bad word] I'm just young and overrated

Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man