I had a vision back in classroom just the other day,
That everybody would do exactly what I say.
I'd have a crown and drive around in Limos all day long
My friends would be my court
And this would be our song
We'd have a weekly raid of high in my private gigs
We'd see the first you ain't seen nothin' nothin' yet
 [bad word] 
All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me,
The King of America
And all I want to say
Is everything's OK
Because of me, 
The King of America

I'd hire Dr. Phil and pay him just to shut his mouth
Make Paris [bad word] and shoot some films at my house
I'd ride the skateboard park all day long with Tony Hawk
And then I'd cancel school and make the teachers walk [bad word] as King and sing as Chef Emerald makes me pizza
Then have a Six Flags at my house that doesn't close
 [bad word] 
All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me, 
The King of America
And all I want to say,
Is everything's OK
Because of me,
The King of America

-Bridge-
Why don't you let [bad word] now
Why don't you let me rain
With me as king I know *it'd never be boring again*

All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me,
The King of America
And all I want to say,
Is everything's OK
Because of me
The King of America
The King of America

King of America
Man I wanna be the King [bad word] for President
King of America
Own all the shopping malls, ban detention hall
King of America
Go to myspace/thekingofamerica
King of America