Well I want to go to Rio 
Spend a week in Paris, France 
Slide off down to Haiti 
And do some limbo dance 
But I'm doing time in the city 
I just don't understand 
I should be lying on some beach 
Writing love letters in the sand 

Weekend in LA 
Weekend in LA 
Weekend in LA 

So I dreamed a Greek vacation 
And a holidy in Red Square 
I ran straight to Soweto 
as they could pull out all my 
camel ride in Egypt 
trek across the sand 
I could be lying on some freak 
And do some limbo dance 

Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA

So I thought about a ticked 
For a game of cricket 
From a place called Pakistan 
And Sheik Ali would give me the key 
To crib on his divan 
We'd me up with the Mexicans 
And sign it over booze  [bad word] says 
"This ain't no Port Au Prince" 
Have you heard the news? 

Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA

So what's up with Tanzania 
Or may be Tenerife 
I've got to catch a breather 
Before I kick out someone's teeth 
And you say you'll check me later 
But I don't see quite how 
How will you check me later 
If you don't need me no more? 

Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA
Weekend in LA

=======================
 [bad word] on! Wooo!

Took a weeks vacation, a holiday in the sun, [bad word] on!)
Weekend down in California, see what's going on. (Wooo!)
Doing time in the city, I just don't understand,
I could be lying with some freak, doing some limbo dance.

Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.
Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.

Hey!

On my way to the South again, a holiday in Red Square, (Yeah.)
Round trip down Jamacia way to check [bad word] boy there. [bad word] bwoy!)
Camel ride in Egypt, chill out in the south of France,
I could be lying on some beach, doing some limbo dance.

Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.
Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.

Hoi! Yeah!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Ah, oh, eh!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Bought a ticket, a game of cricket, a place called Pakistan, (Ok.)
Sheik Ali said give me the key, you can crib on my devan. (Wooo!)
Met up with some Mexicanos, sigh it over [bad word] said, "What's goin on!" Have you heard the news?

Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.
Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.

Yeah!

What's up with Tanzania, yeah, maybe Tenerife?
You see I got to get a breather before I kick out someone's teeth.
You said see me later, but I don't see quite how,
How will you see me later if you can't see me now?

Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.
Weekend in L.A. Weekend in L.A.

Yeah.
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Hoi! Ha ha!
Woooo!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!