Your just to good to be [bad word] 
Can't take the ball off of you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness [bad word] 
And when we're [bad word] in the bars,
We thank the lord that your ours,
Your just to good to be [bad word] 
Can't take the ball off of you.

Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard.

Oh Steven Gerrard
Because he hates Man U,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
He hates the blue s*ite too,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
You're a red through and through!