What do you get if you fall in love?
pin to burst your ex's bubble
diamond ring; brand new trouble
From passionate to paranoid
But I'll fall in love again
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Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
Quietly professional; non-smoker
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New to the area; upwardly mobile
Educated female seeks Adonis
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What do you see when he turns out the lights?
skin parade of his old lovers
Sliding underneath the covers
Another notch upon the bedpost of life
But I'll fall in love again
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Charming, well-bred, debonair sophisticate
Unexpectedly re-available
(GSOH [bad word]  handsome, virile stallion
Two-faced, impotent, spineless reptile
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Meanwhile...
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What [bad word] of the broken hearts?
They take revenge then feel much better
Send you death threats in a letter
Intimate pictures on the internet
But I'll fall in love again
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Attractive divorcee, teen-aged children
Looking for a knight in shining armour
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Recent widower, young at heart
Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner
(GSOH Q.E.D.) [bad word] director, likes light opera
Looks unimportant - must send photo
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Old-fashioned romance, perfect chemistry
Uninhabited afternoons free
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