Every single day, [bad word] in every way
I ain't got no time for nobody
My style is rich, dope, phat in which
We'll make a cake that looks rich

Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl
M-I-X the flour into the bowl

Baking a cake, yes, means you gotta try
I'm doing this for years, but don't ask me why

Butter butter butter joins the bowl
Butter butter butter joins the bowl
We're making us a cake that you never seen before
We're making us a cake that you never seen before
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
Heat up the oven, now we're on a roll
Cheap cheap cheap's the name of my soul
Cheap cheap cheap's the name of your soul

The other day, I was called a little turkey
But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

Put the cake in the oven for a while
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it [bad word] on, clean the pile
Leave it [bad word] on, clean the pile
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Put the cake in the oven for a while
Leave it [bad word] on, clean the pile
Leave it [bad word] on, clean the pile
Here, I got a little sample
Here, I don't have sample
'Cause ample time's just what we don't have
'Cause money and time's just what we don't have

chicken in the kitchen is making all the sound
The cake is done while we were sitting around

All we gotta do is apply the final touches
All we gotta do is apply the final touches
Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches
Take out the shrimps, the clam and the perches
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
The perch goes here, the clam goes there
The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
The litte tiny shrimps just go everywhere
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle
Seafood [bad word] just like the riddle
Seafood [bad word] just like the riddle

OK, OK, that wasn't so hard, was it?

No problem! But how'd you get out the T.V.?