My friend's got a girlfriend 
Man he hates that [bad word] 
He tells me every day 
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick 
In the worst kind of way" 

She sits on her [bad word] 
He works his hands to the bone 
To give her money every payday 
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home 
Well my friend 
You gotta say 

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way 
na-na, Why don't you get a job? 
Say no way, say no way ya, no way 
na-na, why don't you get a job? 

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough 
To keep her bill collectors at bay 
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough 
Cause that girl's got expensive taste 

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way 
na-na, Why don't you get a job? 
Say no way, say no way ya, no way 
na-na, why don't you get a job? 

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all 
But hey man free rides just [bad word] along 
every day 

Let me tell you about my other friend now 

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that [bad word] 
She tells me every day 
He wants more dinero just to stay at home 
Well my friend 
You gotta say 

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way 
na-na, Why don't you get a job? 
Say no way, say no way ya, no way 
na-na, why don't you get a job? 

I won't give you no money, I always pay 
na-na, Why don't you get a job? 
Say no way, say no way ya, no way 
na-na, Why don't you get a job? 

[Spoken:] 
Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy!