My [bad word] cost a late night fee,
Your [bad word] got the HIV.
My [bad word] plays on the double feature screen,
Your [bad word] went straight to DVD.

My [bad word] bigger than a bridge,
Your [bad word] look like a little kids.
My [bad word] large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your [bad word] look like you're fourteen.

My [bad word] locked in a cage (right),
Your [bad word] suffer from stage fright.
My [bad word] so hot its stolen,
Your [bad word] look like Gary Coleman.

My [bad word] pain and big,
Your [bad word] stinks like [bad word] 
My [bad word] got a
Your [bad word] needs a tweezer dude.

My [bad word] is like supersize,
Your [bad word] look like two fries.
My [bad word] more mass than the Earth,
Your [bad word] half staff (it needs work).

My [bad word] been there done that,
Your [bad word] said so
My [bad word]  V.I.P.,
Your [bad word] needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got [bad word] like jesus.

My [bad word] need no introduction,
Your [bad word] don't even function.

My [bad word] served a whole lunch-in,
Your [bad word]  it look like a munchkin.

My [bad word] size of a pumpkin,
Your [bad word] look like Mackauley Culkin.
My [bad word] good good lovin',
Your [bad word] good for nothin'.

My [bad word] bench pressed 350,
Your [bad word] couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My [bad word] pretty [bad word] skimpy,
Your [bad word] hungry as a hippy.

My [bad word] don't fit down the chimney,
Your [bad word] is like a kid from the Philippine.

My [bad word] is like an M16,
Your [bad word]  broken vending machine.

My [bad word] parts the seas,
Your [bad word] 

My [bad [bad word] in the jungle,
Your [bad word] got touched by your uncle.

My [bad word] goes to yoga,
Your [bad word] [bad word] roll up.

My [bad word] grade a beef,
Your [bad word] made a geek.

My [bad word] sick and dangerous,
Your [bad word] quick and painless.

My [bad word] 'nuff said.,
Your [bad word] 

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got [bad word] like jesus.