Verse 1
On the first day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 2
On the second day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 3
On the third day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 4
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 5
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 6
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Six geese a laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 7
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 8
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 9
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 10
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Ten lords-a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 11
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords-a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Verse 12
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My [bad word] love gave to me:
Twelve [bad word] drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords-a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,
Six geese-a-laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four calling birds,
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.