Don't admit you're sick, 
Let your fit body bury it. 
The faintness that you feel 
Is nothing permanent. 

Don't buy the sickness on T.V. 
You want your health, they want the fee. 
You see the ads and start to think, 
"I feel [bad word] on..." 

No, no. 
Target market television, 
Telepharmavangelism, 
Symptom finger.

I'm gonna shut it off, 
Down all the power.
I'm a doctor today.
I'm curing viewers by thousands.

Don't admit you're sick, 
Let your fit body bury it. 
The faintness that you feel 
Is nothing permanent. 

You open up and let them in.
It's nothing conscious. What is this? 
I feel a burning in my eye, 
It's from the television lies.

Slow. Slow it down. 
Wait, now decide. Okay. 
I'm gonna shut it off,
Down all the power. 
I'm a doctor today.
I'm curing viewers by thousands.

Don't admit you're sick, 
Let your fit body bury it. 
The faintness that you feel 
Is nothing permanent. 

You've got to get the [bad word] they sell;
The pills that fix the way to feel.
Now they've shown you what to get,
You feel [bad word] on.

Low, low lowdown. 
High paid, prime time capsule maker,
Sickness lover. 
I'm gonna shut it off,
Down all the power. 
I'm a doctor today.
I'm curing viewers by thousands.