Bipper/Bill Cipher:
This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
No puppet strings can hold me down
So I patiently watch the town
What they don't know is that I will fool them all.

Dipper:
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of a puppet show
With all my friends to watch and know
That they'll see that it's not really me at all.

Bipper/Bill Cipher:
I could give way about the play
Now that Pine tree is away from me,
Abnormal will soon be the norm!
Folks will be laughing and sodding
And then, they will be applauding
They will enjoy the calm before the storm!
Soon, I will destroy the world,
I won't be stopped by a silly girl,
But the journal will also be mine.

Dipper:
I must find Mabel before its too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose them
To one who wants to use them
For chaos and world domination
I'm sorry for what I've done,
Oh I shouldn't have been so dumb
Oh Gravity Falls, don't worry, here [bad word] #33;

Bipper/Bill Cipher:
Finally the moment has begun.
It's time to enjoy all the fun.

Dipper:
Oh, the show I won't make
They'll end up falling for a fake
The Journal will be

Bipper/Bill Cipher:
Mine, all mine! (maniacal laughter)