You've got your  [bad word] s teeth 
Smiling at you. 
It keeps your brain safe, 
As it all eat at your face. . . 
And don't worry 
We'll 'blur it out' 
And no one 
Ever will know, 
Oh 
No, oh oh oh 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
SLO-MO-TION 
Pump in the laughter 
Of dead-audience applause 
And TEENAGE RAPE candidates 
I think we got ourselves 
'real hit' 
Don't we wish 
That we had something 
More than 
Hate amber panic 
And panic 
Morbid panic 
Hate and morbid panic 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
SLO-MO-TION 
I'm the host with Vaseline 
I hide behind bulletproof glass 
And I can feel your [bad word] 
With my brand new camera 
(Equipped with a flash) 
Fast-food-nude 
I hate you all 
But somehow 
You find me. . . 
Incredibly charming 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion 
SLO-MO-TION 
(Incredibly charming) 
SLO-MO-TION 
(Incredibly charming) 
This is my beautiful show 
And everything is shot 
in slo-motion