Whoa, whoa
 Can’t swim so I took a boat, to an island so remote
 Only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before
 Stayed there till the air was clear
 I was bored and out of tears, then I saw you washed up on the shore
 I offered you my coat, thank god this luck can float
 Crazy how that shipwreck met my ship [bad word]  in
 We talked till the sun went down
 Love on the Pugit Sound
 My treasure map was on your skin

 Beauty in the water, angel on the beach
 Ocean’s daughter, I thought love was out of reach
 Till I got her, had I known it [bad word] [bad word] 
 I would have wished in ’92, for a mermaid just like you
 Whoa, just like you, whoa

 Shocks, screams with envy they wonder what you see in me
 Funny thoughts sometimes can’t help but wonder about as well
 Now life is a holiday, making up for the years I paid
 The way to this heavenly bay…it went through [bad word] 

 Beauty in the water, angel on the beach
 Ocean’s daughter, I thought love was out of reach
 Till I got her, had I known it [bad word] [bad word] 
 I would have wished in ’92, for a mermaid just like you
 Whoa, just like you, whoa

 Rescued you by the banu tree, all the girlfish in the sea
 Puttin’ a candle to you, they don’t have a handle on you, they don’t have a scandal on you
 Holler back will save you
 ..saving me was B-I-G, all the boyfish in the sea
 They all wish that they could be me

 Can’t swim so I took a boat, to an island so remote
 Only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before

 Beauty in the water, angel on the beach
 Ocean’s daughter, I thought love was out of reach
 Till I got her, had I known it [bad word] [bad word] 
 I would have wished in ’92, for a mermaid just like you
 Whoa, just like you, whoa

 Just like you, just like you