Zac:
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd [bad word]  [bad word]  faster than my bullet.
zac:
Ellen works a long day, giving weird interviews in a slick, cool sweater.
And it gets kind of weird, ya callin' us out like we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Buts its not just cause were sitting here and we got cat videos and dance on Betty White and stuff, and its always gonna be weird
Cause this song is all about Ellen, its good yeah!
taylor and zac:
Every single time [bad word] on this show, it's really weird, really weird, all because of Ellen.
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] 
Every single time [bad word] on this show, it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.
taylor:
I've been on this show eight times now and I still remember Ellen hiding in the bathroom with a hidden camera and she scared me so bad and I fell and I coulda died. She always asks me who I'm dating, every time I'm on this show and I don't even know why, but it gets 5 million hits on Youtube.
zac and taylor:
Every single time [bad word] on this show, it's really weird, really weird, all because of Ellen.
Every single time [bad word] on this show, it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.