Ducks, yes ducks in outer space 
From the Disney Afternoon, to the moon! 
Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit out there 
How are you alive? (How are you alive?) 
You need heat (You need heat) also air (also air) 
That’s gotta be one expensive cane 
You are up on the moon looking for treasure, you’ve gone insane 

Ohhhhhh 
Crazy duck in space! 
Yeah, you’re really greedy and you’re old 
You’ve got a creepy Scottish accent dude, and you bathe in gold 
Bathe in gold! (That can’t be good for you) 

This oughta be the ending credits theme 
It’s a soaring song flying high like a dream 
But it was used as a level tune, underscoring the life of a retarded mallard 
On the [bad word] moon! 

Abbadabba 
Crazy duck in space! 
Oh, I hope you keep me in the will 
You could buy the moon and say “Put it on my bill” 
On my bill! You’re a duck, oh my god! 

You’ve been on every single continent from Africa to Asia to cold Antarctica 
I always thought that ducks flew far away in wintertime 
But you took it way too far-ctica, way too far-ctica! 

Wait Uncle Scrooge, won’t you take me along? 
You’re a [bad word]  But it’s such, such a great song! 
Though you’re a bird, you’re no wise old owl. 
Houston, we have a problem: Our shuttle captain’s a raving waterfowl. 

Oh my god he is a 
Crazy duck in space! 
Dude, your nephews miss you please go back 
Keep on finding gold and jewels, just lay off the quack. 
Off the quack! It’s a pun and it’s about ducks. 

Ohhhhhh 
Scrooge McDuck you’re on the 
Scrooge McDuck you’re on the 
Scrooge McDuck you’re on the 
Moon!