[Originally by Fugazi]

I am a patient boy 
I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait 
My time is like water down a drain 
Everybody's moving, 
Everybody's moving,
Everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving
Please don't leave me to remain 
In the waiting room 
I don't want the news 
I cannot use it 
I don't want the news 
I won't live by it
Sitting outside of town 
Everybody's always down 
Tell me why?
Because... they can't get up  [bad word] on and get [bad word] on and get up
But I don't sit idly by 
Ahhh...
I'm planning a big surprise 
I'm gonna fight for what I want to be 
I won't make the same mistakes 
Because I know
Because I know how much time that wastes 
And Function
Function is the key 
To the the waiting room
I don't want the news 
I cannot use it 
I don't want the news 
I won't live by it
Sitting outside of town 
Everybody's always down 
Tell me why?
Because... they can't get up [bad word] on and get up
Up for the waiting room
Sitting in the waiting room
Ahhh...
Sitting in the waiting room
Ahhh...
Sitting in the waiting room
Ahhh...
Sitting in the waiting room
Ahhh...
Tell me why?
Because... they can't get up