Got your head [bad word] circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face, in the blink of an eye
No I don't got wings but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps I'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal and that's the honest [bad word] "I mean do you even know who you're talkin' to?"
(ha ha ha)
About face maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low I can hardly see
BAM! Rocket jumpin all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you It'll break your nose
I hope you weazels are taking note! [bad word] to my magical candy-land where smiles are from ear to ear
Where everyone loves each [bad word]  and. spread. the. CHEER! (Screams of agony)
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now it's time to meet the crew, tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your [bad word] Cuz' thats what we were born to do
Let's set up shop and get to work
Build a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defences
But do not touch cuz' this stuffs expensive
Auto-aim rockets outta' wreck your bumpkins
And just in case I need it, self [bad word] STEP BACK, or I'll whack you with a wrench
And when my turrents spot you
You're as good as dead
Ha! Cry some [bad word] while you can
You little babies
Don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy
This is my gun
When she starts spinning
You [bad word] I do not require brains or technique
I have so much muscle I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand [bad word] Now I am hungry sandvich
(om nom nom) Okay i'm good
ARE YOU BLEEDIN IDIOTS
TO FIGHT WITH [bad word] SCOT
I'LL DOWN SWIG OF WHISKAY
FOR EVERY GRENADE I LAUNCH (KILL EM ALL)
WHEREVER I GO THE EXPLOSIONS FOLLOW
SO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE LADS
AND I CARRY TRADITIONAL WEAPONS
I'LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now its time to meet the crew tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
I am the medic so don't go far
You might want a taste of my ubercharge
Still a doctor but I lost my license
This could be a problem, SHIZA!
Always ready with a bloody bone-saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die Schienhud, i will win this!
DONT OVERDOSE ON MY SYRINGES!
Boom! That's another headshot bloke
I'm a professional
Your a joke
I mean please mate show some respect
At least the way I'm doing it you'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback where things are hectic
Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with
Aussie assassins arent [bad word] But when you hear this (Boom!) Keep [bad word] 
You probably know me for my disguise
I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au Heviour, Mon Cheri.
I'm a very [bad word] backstabber
Who destroys you're equipment with my sapper
"Gentlemen, there's a spy in our mist."
And he's got plenty of [bad word] to kick
This rap is kind of overdue right?
But now it's time to meet the crew tight!
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blu?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your [bad word] Cuz' that's what we were born to do!