If I could disappear, would you love me?
Or do I have to pump heroin through my veins?
Or possibly sleep in the mighty jungle?
Where  is written into the clouds

Dont blame the internet [bad word] Blame it on Walt Disney

I'm just the enhanced version of you
With bigger balls
Don't really care about anything
Keep flushing my toilet mouth down the drain
Death saves the derelict
Keep order by labeling me insane

Puberty is the process of perversion
The deep, dark secrets
From our childhood revealed

I spent every morning with Cap'n [bad word] I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
I was a Flintstone kid
[bad word] Flintstone kid
Now I'm a piece of [bad word] Smoking cigarettes and losing my [bad word] hair

Don't blame the internet [bad word] Blame it on Walt Disney
Take the blame under the sea
To that throbbing boner

Humongous balls
Don't give a [bad word] about anything

Put me in a children's movie
Make it all OK