The oldest of the virgins 
she was a vandal lass. 
I showed her my mighty weapon 
and she showed me her [bad word]  
 [bad word] 
Oh, we are Beowulf's army. 
Each a mighty Thane 
we'll pummel your asses 
and ravage your lasses 
and do it all again. 

The fattest of the virgins 
we took her for a [bad word]  
I gave her all me codpiece 
she still wanted more. 
 [bad word] 
Oh, we are Beowulf's army. 
Each a mighty Thane 
we'll pummel your asses 
and ravage your lasses 
and do it all again. 

Her sister was from Norway 
She cost me 20 groats. 
She showed there was more ways 
then oneto show me oats. 
 [bad word] 
Oh, we are Beowulf's army. 
Each a mighty Thane 
we'll pummel your asses 
and ravage your lasses 
and do it all again. 

Her mother was from Iceland 
and she was very hot. 
It took a whole [bad word] iceberg 
to cool her burning [bad word]  
 [bad word] 
Oh, we are Beowulf's army. 
Each a mighty Thane 
we'll pummel your asses 
and ravage your lasses 
and do it all again.