[Club promoter:] Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?
[MC Lars:] I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics.
[Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's [bad word] night.
[MC Lars:] In that case, I guess it won't be a problem.

This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism.
We'd like to thank Bentley, Aliz© champagne, and Sean
Jean clothing. We'd like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
Superficial entertainment.

Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot
Rhyme about my clothes,
props to my hometown (Carmel Valley!)
Lyrics that say nothing - cause that's how we get down
Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it [bad word] Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say!
 [bad word] 
Generic [bad word] rap! (What) Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah)
Generic [bad word] rap! (What) We don't mess around
Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah) Generic [bad word] rap! (What)
Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

Buy cars (Get [bad word]  Take shots (Get [bad word] 
Have  (Get [bad word]  Spend money (Get [bad word] 
Buy cars (Get [bad word]  Take shots (Get [bad word] 
Have  (Get [bad word]  Spend money (Get [bad word] 

Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (Volvo!)
Rap about how much more [bad word] I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling [bad word] where I scream cause I don't know how to sing
Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit
 [bad word] 
Generic [bad word] rap! (What) Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah)
Generic [bad word] rap! (What) We don't mess around
Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah) Generic [bad word] rap! (What)
Generic [bad word] rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound
Buy clothes (Get [bad word]  Hennesy (Get [bad word] 
Escalades (Get [bad word]  Spend money (Get [bad word] 
Buy cars (Get [bad word]  Take shots (Get [bad word] 
Have  (Get [bad word]  Spend money (Get [bad word] 

Grandmaster Flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing [bad word] DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
But who can argue with the charts
When we're sitting at the top?
Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
And we're making so much money
That we ain't about to stop!

Coca Cola! (Get [bad word]  Nike! (Get [bad word] 
McDonalds! (Get [bad word]  Disney! (Get [bad word] 
Fox Network! (Get [bad word]  Armani! (Get [bad word] 
Gap Clothing! (Get [bad word]  Mercedes! (Get [bad word] 
DKNY! (Get [bad word]  Courvoisier! (Get [bad word] 
Prada! (Get [bad word]  Wal-Mart! (Get [bad word] 
Chucky Cheese! (Get [bad word]  Ralph Lauren! (Get [bad word] 
G-Unit sneakers! (Get [bad word]  Louis Vuitton! (Get [bad word] 
I'm just playing Lil Jon. You know I love you.