Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
 Change the channels for an hour or two.
 Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
 I'm sick of all the same old [bad word] 
 In a house with unlocked doors and I'm [bad word]  lazy.

 Bite my lip and close my eyes
 Take me away to paradise.
 I'm so [bad word] bored I'm going blind!!!
 And I smell like [bad word] 

 Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
 I'm sure as [bad word] can't do it by myself.
 I'm feeling like a dog in heat
 Barred indoors from the summer street.
 I locked the door to my own cell
 And I lost the key

 I got no motivation
 Where is my motivation?
 No time for motivation
 Smoking my inspiration.

 Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling.
 Call me pathetic
 Call me what you will.
 My mother says to get a job
 But she don't like the one she's got.
 When [bad word] s lost its fun
 You're [bad word] lonely!

 Bite my lip and close my eyes
 Take me away to paradise.
 I'm so [bad word] bored
 I'm going blind
 And loneliness has to suffice.

 Bite my lip and close my eyes
 slipping away to paradise.
 Some say 'Quit or I'll go blind.'
 But it's just a myth