Think about the places we've had our little fun
 In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun
 Then in that museum, beneath the Mastodon
 Stating our positions on the White House lawn

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 All you ever think about is 
 All you ever think about exclusively
 All you ever think about is , all right with me

 Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets
 50,000 people saw us and turned red
 I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas
 When your father came home, saw us, and dropped dead

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 In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much
 Fact is, we're too busy to love each other much