Let’s talk about Cher
She went to the Oscar’s in her underwear
Everybody was looking but she didn’t care
That’s why she was there
Way back then, no one else would dare
To go [bad word] bare

Although it’s fair to say that everybody does that nowadays
She was the first 'cause she was a Pre-Madonna prima donna
She’s a diva from back in the day
Before J. Lo cracked down in a way low-backed gown
At the MTV Music Awards
Cher’d been there, she’d done that before

D’ja see that video where
She humps an aircraft carrier?
I could see her derrière sticking in the air
It was just hanging out there
Cherilyn Sarkisian La Pierre
No wonder she choose a nom de guerre

I think we’re all aware that everybody does that these days, too
But she’s the original only [bad word] Pre-Madonna prima donna
She’s a diva from back in the day
Before Bjork, Enya, Brandy and more one-name bandits
Like Jewel, Sade, Dido, and Pink
Prince, Bono and Sting
They’re aware, Cher’s done everything

Everybody does it nowadays
But she was the first 'cause she was a Pre-Madonna prima donna
She’s a diva from back in the day
Cher’s the rare [bad word] 
Millionaire hair care heir
I declare: Cher’s got flair to spare!

She can win another Oscar but she don't wanna
She's a pre-Madonna prima donna
She was married to Congressman Sonny Bono
She's a pre-Madonna prima donna
They were married in a bathroom in Tijuana
She's a pre-Madonna prima donna
She’s opposed to medicinal marijuana
She’s a pre-Madonna prima donna
She wrote a song about that guy from Nirvana
She's a pre-Madonna prima donna