On the road for 40 hours, 
 Had no meal and had no shower 
 Smellin' like a bunch of angry skunks 
 Then I saw a road-side diner, 
 What a luck, it can't be finer, 
 Pushed the breaks and parked my brand new [bad word]  

 When I came back, I was like a stone 
 Holy [bad word]  my rig is gone! 

 [bad word] car thieves, I was tossed, 
 Called the boss and called the cops 
 But those hardly showed any zeal. 
 Local boy said that he saw 
 Giant shining UFO 
 And he sweared that it has stole my wheels 

 Good Lord, what a dirty prank! 
 I don't care, I just want it back! 

 Faster, faster! 
 [bad word] you alien [bad word]  
 Faster, faster, 
 [bad word] now while you can! 
 Faster, faster, 
 Tell your [bad word] #39; master, 
 Don't you ever mess with me 
 Oh, yeah! 

 Seven nights and seven days, 
 But I've found their secret place, 
 Never ask me how, but I did. 
 My revenge was [bad word] and mean, 
 Got into that space machine 
 And I flew away with lightnin' speed 

 Cosmic pirates, now you've paid the bills 
 Never goof around with [bad word] #39;s wheels!