Alabama, Arkansas,
I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you

Well, holy moly me oh my
You’re the apple of my eye
Girl, I've never loved one like you

Man, oh, man, you're my best friend
I scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothing that I need

Well, hot and heavy pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy, my oh my
Ain't nothing please me more than you

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you

La la la la
Take me home
Daddy, [bad word] home

I'll follow you into the park,
Through the jungle, through the dark
Girl, I've never loved one like you

Moats and boats, and waterfalls,
Alleyways, and payphone calls
I been everywhere with you (that's [bad word] 

Laugh until we think we'll die,
Barefoot on a summer night
Never could be sweeter than with you

And in the streets [bad word] afree,
Like it's only you and me,
Geez, you're something to see.

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you

Home, let [bad word] home,
Home is wherever I'm with you
Home, let [bad word] home,
Home is when I’m alone with you

Alabama, Arkansas,
I do love my Ma and Pa
Moats and boats, and waterfalls,
Home is when I'm alone with you!