Sitting on a castle 
On the floor with Esmeralda 
Waiting for the Geezer 
Captain [bad word] [bad word] around 
Feeling suicidal 
'Coz of certain situations 
Hanging from the stairs 
Too long 
I think [bad word] down 

It's time to crash 
Losin? my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind 
Yeah it's time to crash 

Doin' tons of colon blow 
Stuffing it in every hole 
Miles high so am I 
Watching Jimi kiss the sky 
Salle diner [bad word] a blur 
With everybody jammin' 
Republicans begin to sin 
The batwings start a slamming 

It's time to crash 
Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind 
Maybe it's a little late but it's time to crash 

You drive me crazy 

Captain Billy Beemish 
Put a lamb up on a rack 
Thanks [bad word] Billy 
And we hope [bad word]  back 
The castle will be waiting 
For the next bangers and mash 
Blanche and Marsha Reznick 
Put their marmite with their hash 

It's time to crash 
Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind 
Yeah it's time to crash