Traveling in a [bad word] 

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said,

"Do [bad word] from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You [bad word]  you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in [bad word] 

He was six foot four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said,

 [bad word] from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You [bad word]  you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

Because [bad word] from the land of plenty?"

And he said,

"Oh! Do [bad word] from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You [bad word]  you better take cover."