He's got money in the bank, two cars on the drive
 Three smashing kids and a beautiful wife
 He's got an en suite and a flash TV
 fully [bad word] kitchen and a DVD
 He takes a lot of money but he always makes a loss
 He knows the tax man's watching but he doesn't give a toss
 He's got his own firm in more ways than one
 But he's a different geezer when [bad word] 
 I just can't help it, all I wanna do is fight
 And Saturday afternoon's gonna be alright

 His wife makes his dinner, Armani makes his jeans
 But Italian names can't hide the fact that he ain't what he seems
 He's a bit lively when he wants to be
 But he'll still give up his seat for an OAP
 He likes a bit of toot [bad word] his beer
 He's always got an audience to ask about his gear
 His home's a million miles away now he's with his crew
 Fired up, ready [bad word] he knows just what to do

 He's got an email address and his own website
 It's the only way to organise a modern street fight
 The police have got a picture he don't want his mum to see
 But she'll see it tonight on the BBC
 It went off in the boozer, it went off in the street
 It went off in the car park and it went off in the seats
 His jacket's all ripped but he couldn't give a [bad word]  It's Saturdays Glory and he loves [bad word]