I'm the best thing 
That never happened 
I'm the best thing 
You never had 
You're the best thing 
That never happened 
That never happened 
It's really too bad 
And I was the last thing 
That you ever wanted 
I'm the best thing 
You never had 
You were the first one 
To turn me on 
To turn me on fast 
To turn me down flat 
Cause I was the last thing 
That you ever wanted 
Still the best thing you never had 
Now you don't know 
What you're missing 
You'll never know what you had 
You'll never know what you're missing 
Oh yeah 

I was the best thing 
That never happened 
The best thing you never had 
You want the pick of the litter 
Don't go away bitter 
Now I wouldn't do that 
I was the last thing 
That you ever wanted 
The best thing 
You'll never have 
And I'm the best thing 
That never happened 
The best thing 
You'll never have 
The best thing 
You'll never have