Happy cow, happy cow!
Everywhere you go.
Happy cow, happy how!
Take it to and fro!
Happy cow, happy cow!
Follows you all day.
Happy cow, happy cow!
Play, play, play, play!
Happy cow, happy cow!
Better than the rest!
'Coz, happy cow, is, the, best!

Lets try that again.

Happy cow, happy cow!
Never goes away.
Happy cow, happy cow!
You must always play!
Happy cow, happy cow!
You'll never be bored.
Happy cow, happy cow!
Never be ig-

Lets try that again, now that your souls are ours.

Happy cow, happy cow!
Steals your will to live!
Happy cow, happy cow!
Your eternal soul you'll give!

Happy cow!
Available in stores now!

Wow, that song sucked.