Throw my burger in the air, then I drink some of your soda!
Then I do a little bit of hop-scotch, and bust out the Macarena!
Then I train my dog to sit, and then I train my mom to sit!
Knit a sweater to impress some girls, but I'm not very good at knitting!
That was the most embarassing thing I've ever done, 
But the girl's taking pictures, thought that it was fun!
I [bad word] away, then I tripped on my pants,
But I saved myself with a cool break dance!

Now it's time to eat my burger, and enjoy its awesome taste!
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide, and catch it with my fangs!