Now here's the thing about saying [bad word] It starts and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say [bad word]  it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say [bad word] anywhere

Stub your toe, [bad word] Lose your cash, [bad word] You're naked and your [bad word] home, [bad word] Fail your class, [bad word] Scratch your [bad word]  [bad word] Clip your nails too short and it hurts, [bad word] [bad word] your pants, [bad word] Bite your tongue, [bad word] No one shows up to your party, [bad word] Red Ring of Death, [bad word] Forget to breathe, [bad word] Found out your mom is your dad, [bad word] 
Say [bad word] every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!

-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said [bad word] -But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' [bad word] 

Lose your teeth, [bad word] iPhone bill, [bad word] Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, [bad word] Crash your car, [bad word] Into your dog, [bad word] Turns out your dog is your mom, [bad word] 

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes

Fail science, [bad word] Eat a pencil, [bad word] There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE [bad word] !
Lose the game, [bad word] David Blaine, [bad word] Get ran over by a... (what?) [bad word] 
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the word, just say [bad word]  It's more polite. 
And if you didn't like this song, go [bad word] yourself