Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a [bad word] lawyer and a miracle to pull
My [bad word] outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her [bad word] to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the [bad word] Devil, not a [bad word]  but the po-po don't give a [bad word] 
(Ho- ho- hum-...)

Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her [bad word] to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it
 [bad word] judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my [bad word] story.
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a zombie or a Dracula And tries to [bad word]  eat me? 
Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this
Help me outta this