Romaji

Ki ga tsuitara  
onaji men bakari purei  [bad word] itsumo onaji basho de shinu

Akiramezu ni   [bad word] ashiba ni chousen [bad word] kedo  
sugu ni [bad word] ni [bad word] yo

AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni  
mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo 
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo 

EA-MAN ga taosenai yo 
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai 
ushiro ni mawatte  
uchi tsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni [bad word] 
TAIMU renda mo [bad word] mita kedo  
tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai 
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni  
boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

Ki ga tsuitara  
RAIFU mou sukoshi shika nai  [bad word] itsumo soko de E-kan tsukau

Akiramezu ni  
EA-MAN made tadoritsuku keredo  
sugu ni zanki [bad word] 
RIIFU [bad word] ga areba  
raku ni EA-MAN o [bad word] kedo 
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo 

UDDO-MAN ga taosenai yo  [bad word] konoha wa nankai yattemo yokerenai 
ushiro ni sagatte  
kyori o tottemo izure wa kyori o [bad word] 
TAIMU renda mo [bad word] mita kedo 
aitsu no janpu wa kugurenai 
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni  
boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

AITEMU ni gou ga areba  
raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo 
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo 

EA-MAN ga taosenai yo 
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai 
ushiro ni mawatte  
uchi tsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni [bad word] 
TAIMU renda mo [bad word] mita kedo  
tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai 
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni  
boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

Taosenai yo

English

When I [bad word] back to my senses, 
I'll just be playing the same scenario again, 
and always die at the same spot.

Without giving up, 
I attempt repeatedly to cross those disappearing platforms, 
but I always end up falling down.

If only I had Item-2, 
I'd be able to cross to the other side with ease, 
but no matter how many times I try,

I can't beat Air Man! 
I can't dodge his tornadoes no matter how many times I try. 
Even when I get behind him and keep shooting, 
I still end up getting blown away by his wind. 
I have also tried the often-abused repeated pause technique, 
but it's kinda meaningless against the tornadoes. 
So in order to win for sure the next time, 
I'll be stocking up on nothing but Energy Tanks.

When I have realized it, 
I only have a little bit of health left, 
and that's where I'll have to use my Energy Tank.

Without giving up, 
I finally fight my way to Air Man again, 
but then my remaining lives are quickly depleted.

If only I had the Leaf Shield, 
I'd be able to beat Air Man with ease, 
but no matter how many times I try,

I can't beat Wood Man! 
I can't dodge his falling leaves no matter how many times I try. 
Even when I try to fall back and stay the distance, 
he'll still just close up on me again. 
I have also tried the often-abused repeated pause technique, 
but I just can't evade the [bad word] s jumps. 
So in order to win for sure the next time, 
I'll be stocking up on nothing but Energy Tanks.

If only I had Item-2, 
I'd be able to cross to the other side with ease, 
but no matter how many times I try,

I can't beat Air Man! 
I can't dodge his tornadoes no matter how many times I try. 
Even when I get behind him and keep shooting, 
I still end up getting blown away by his wind. 
I have also tried the often-abused repeated pause technique, 
but it's kinda meaningless against the tornadoes. 
So in order to win for sure the next time, 
I'll be stocking up on nothing but Energy Tanks.

I can't beat him!