Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called
 [bad word] 
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing [bad word] 
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
 [bad word] 
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing [bad word]  [bad word] 
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much
 [bad word] 
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing [bad word]  [bad word] 
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing [bad word] 
Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a [bad word] In the morning